The Master Cleanse, eh?

The Master Cleanse aka The Lemonade Diet, is where you just drink a cocktail of maple syrup, lemon, cayenne pepper for about 10 days, and you obviously drop a good few pounds as no solids are going through your guts. Beyonce did it for that shitty film Dreamgirls.

But what I didn't know it that is sounds very much like much like colonic irrigation, but your putting the water into another hole. Get this:

It's common to pass pounds of waste in just 10 days on the Master Cleanse, and not the normal kind of waste. It's often black as tar -- The hardened phlegm and mucus comes out like long chunks of rubber -- The waste comes out holding the shape of the inside of your intestine because it's been inside you for years.

It's also common to pass marble sized gallstones which are green and yellow balls of hardened cholesterol that can block the bile ducts from the liver to the small intestine which can be fatal if you don't remove them.

Is it sick to be turned on by that?
I'm thinking I might take a week and a half off work and give this ago and have some CI (not in the same week though).