Somebody noticed!

Guess what!?

I just had a liquid lunch (vodka and diet coke) with my pal Independently Wealthy, who said I was looking svelte when he turned up with his bench-chewing bitch (his dog, not his woman, although sometimes I do wonder if that line is blurred in his head).

It's only been three days, and I was giving it my best Keira Knightly (jutting out the lower jaw to lengthen neck and remove jowls) but I'm taking that as a compliment, especially as it was he who called me out as chunky in the first place.

Ah, doctore!