Sample conversation

xx says:
I'm not being a suck up, but you don't have 61 pounds to lose!
xx says:
Is that link one of your mates?
I say:
yep it totally do
I say:
no its me
xx says:
Man. That is some target you've got.
xx says:
McDonalds at lunch?
I say:
Lol! probably
I say:
cheeseburger without the bun
xx says:
Atkins, ay!
I say:
yep
I say:
the best diet in the world
xx says:
It's supposed to give you 'pear drop breath'
I say:
yeah, you have to chew a lot of gum
xx says:
I'll let you know if you need to chew some extra
I say:
thanks
I say:
i'll need it